Wonky Wheel Anthem

Strollin' through the entrance, feelin' light and feelin' fine,

Grabbed a silver trolley, thought I’d be in and out of time.

But as I hit the produce, feel a vibration in the frame,

One wheel’s doin' circles, man, this metal thing is lame.

It’s veerin' to the left like it’s got a mind of its own,

I’m fightin' gravity and physics, I’m in the danger zone.

Betrayal in the ball-bearings, there’s a demon in the hub,

I'm losin' all my patience, give the handle a hard rub!

Wonky wheel! (Wonky wheel!)

Spinning like a broken seal!

Wonky wheel! (Wonky wheel!)

You don't know the pain I feel!

Dragging me to aisle four, drifting past the milk,

Trolley made of iron, pushin' like it’s never felt no silk!

Wonky wheel! (Wonky wheel!)

Make the whole world stop and kneel!

I tried to switch it out, but the handles are all stuck,

I’m cursed by the retail gods, I'm runnin' out of luck.

Every click, every clack, is a nail in my design,

I’m sweatin' near the frozen peas, I’m losin' all my shine.

The shoppers lookin' at me like I’m crazy or I’m drunk,

But they don't see the axle and they don't see all the junk.

I'm draggin' twenty kilos and it's always pullin' right,

I’ll be here until the mornin', pushin' through the night!

Wonky wheel! (Wonky wheel!)

Spinning like a broken seal!

Wonky wheel! (Wonky wheel!)

You don't know the pain I feel!

Dragging me to aisle four, drifting past the milk,

Trolley made of iron, pushin' like it’s never felt no silk!

Wonky wheel! (Wonky wheel!)

Make the whole world stop and kneel!

Wonky wheel... just get me out of here.

I can't take it... it's just cereal, man.

Just cereal... wonky wheel.