Soggy Socks Betrayal

The sun was out, the coffee was hot,

I had a plan, I gave it a shot.

One final step toward the kitchen door,

But something was waiting on the hardwood floor.

It wasn't a spill, it wasn't a leak,

It was a damp betrayal, heavy and weak.

A cold embrace for my left pinky toe,

My spirit is sinking, I've got nowhere to go.

Soggy socks! Soggy socks!

The key is turned, the padlock locks!

Soggy socks! Soggy socks!

I'm hitting walls and building blocks!

It's a personal catastrophe, a wet and wooly end!

I've been betrayed by the universe, my only kitchen friend!

Now I'm hopping on one foot, a pathetic display,

Trying to survive the wet fabric of the day.

Is it milk? Is it water? Is it tears of the past?

The damage is done, and the dampness will last.

I'm stuck in this cotton prison, cold and unkind,

I've lost my momentum, I've lost my mind.

The world keeps spinning while my feet are at war,

I can't take this pressure, I can't take any more!

Soggy socks! Soggy socks!

The key is turned, the padlock locks!

Soggy socks! Soggy socks!

I'm hitting walls and building blocks!

It's a personal catastrophe, a wet and wooly end!

I've been betrayed by the universe, my only kitchen friend!

Wet cotton! Cold floor!

I can't take this anymore!

Betrayal! Injustice!

A soggy end to all of us!

Soggy socks! Soggy socks!

The key is turned, the padlock locks!

Soggy socks! Soggy socks!

I'm hitting walls and building blocks!

It's a personal catastrophe, a wet and wooly end!

I've been betrayed by the universe, my only kitchen friend!

(Ugh, it's so cold... get it off me.)