Flip It Again Anthem

The port is waiting in the dark,

A gateway to the digital spark.

I hold the key, I see the light,

I'll get it in and end the night.

First side! The metal meets the bone,

(The metal meets the bone)

A grinding sound, a hollow groan.

(A hollow groan)

It does not yield, it does not slide,

The invisible force is waiting inside.

Flip it over!

Wait... no... that's the same side!

How? By the laws of physics... why?!

Flip it again! Flip it again!

Flip it again! Flip it again!

(Flip it!)

Flip it again! Flip it again!

Until the light is finally in!

Does the port have three sides?

Does the world defy the laws I know?

I turn it left, I turn it right,

I lose the battle to the light.

One more time... the final spin.

I feel the latch... is it in?!

Yes!

It's in! The fight is done!

The tech is tamed, the battle won!

No more flips, the struggle ends,

The sanity returns to friends.

(Finally...)