Mute Meltdown Anthem

Five minutes of the best thoughts of my life

Polished like a diamond, cutting through like a knife

I was eloquent, I was brilliant, I was deep

Watching all your faces, not a single one asleep

I saw a smile, I saw a nod, I saw the engagement rise

A masterclass in logic, looking straight into your eyes

Am I on mute?! (Am I on mute?!)

Am I on mute?! (Am I on mute?!)

A digital tragedy! A voice unheard!

I’m screaming at the screen, not a single word!

Am I on mute?! (Am I on mute?!)

Am I on mute?! (Am I on mute?!)

The red icon, a tiny little tomb

Swallowing my ego in this empty little room

I’m waving both my hands, look at me, look at the panic

My movements getting jerky, and my style is getting frantic

Click it once, click it twice, click it back to the beginning

Is this a joke? Is this a prank? Is the room just spinning?

Am I on mute?! (Am I on mute?!)

Am I on mute?! (Am I on mute?!)

A digital tragedy! A voice unheard!

I’m screaming at the screen, not a single word!

Am I on mute?! (Am I on mute?!)

Am I on mute?! (Am I on mute?!)

Yeah... okay... I can hear you now.

So, uh... what was the question?

Am I on mute?