Down Here Chicken Rice

Lyrics

Yo, check the mic. One, two, is this thing on? Yeah, okay. I heard you was talking trash. But honestly... I couldn't even hear you from down there. (Haha, look at this guy.) Let's get it. Hold on, hold on... wait for it. You're stepping in the ring but you're barely five-foot-three, Gotta look up to the sky just to get a glimpse of me. You're on that gym bro grind, trying hard to get some gains, But your height is frozen solid and it's putting on the brakes. And what's that in your Tupperware? The smell is killing me, Just a mountain of white rice and some dry-ass chicken breeze? No seasoning, no flavor, just a bland and boring mash, That's your personality, a recipe for trash. You claim you're getting huge, but you're just getting small, Riding high on platforms but you're still not standing tall. I could put you in my pocket, take you home just like a toy, You're not a heavyweight contender, you're a tiny little boy. So keep on eating bland, keep on reaching for the top, While the rest of us are laughing and we're never gonna stop. (Chicken and rice, chicken and rice...) That's all you eating and you still looking small. (Chicken and rice, chicken and rice...) Waiting for a growth spurt that will never come at all. (Chicken and rice, chicken and rice...) Your gains are imaginary and your diet is a joke. (Chicken and rice, chicken and rice...) Got the internet laughing till they start to choke. Now let's talk about that resume, or lack thereof to say, You've been funemployed and sleeping till the middle of the day. Livin' in your mama's basement, playing video games all night, But you're 'grinding for that bag,' yeah, the future looking bright. And your dating life? Oh man, that's a whole other comedy show, Getting swiped left on Tinder everywhere that you go. You took a girl to dinner once and made her pay the bill, Said you 'forgot your wallet,' man, that takes a lot of skill. She didn't call you back, can't imagine why that is, Maybe 'cause you live at home and act just like a kid. So put the controller down and go look for a real job, Instead of sitting on the couch and acting like a slob. You're a clown without a circus, a king without a throne, Just a broke little man rapping on a borrowed phone. (Chicken and rice, chicken and rice...) That's all you eating and you still looking small. (Chicken and rice, chicken and rice...) Waiting for a growth spurt that will never come at all. (Chicken and rice, chicken and rice...) Your gains are imaginary and your diet is a joke. (Chicken and rice, chicken and rice...) Got the internet laughing till they start to choke. I'd say don't take it personally, but honestly, you should.