Chicken Rice FC Fan

Lyrics

[COMMENCE AUDIO] “Welcome back to Chicken & Rice FC... We're live from the dining table. And here he is... Barcelona's most dedicated unpaid employee. He hasn't missed a match, and the club hasn't sent a single euro. Unbelievable commitment.” You defending that badge like you on the payroll! Barça's unpaid employee, never missin' a goal. Lamine Yamal on the screen and you start to lose your mind, Acting like he calls you up and says you're doin' fine! Defending him harder than their actual backline, Got fake credentials on your chest, thinkin' you're refined. You tweet in Spanish but you can't even say 'hola' right, A plastic fan defending plastic with all of your might! Every time they win, you acting like you made the pass, Every time they lose, you're throwin' tantrums on the grass. But Xavi doesn't know you, and Laporta doesn't care, You just an unpaid intern screaming at the empty air! Yeah, defending that badge like you're on the starting squad, But you just a stan acting like a mini-god! CHICKEN AND RICE, CHICKEN AND RICE! (CHICKEN AND RICE!) BARÇA ON THE SCREEN, YEAH, YOU WATCHING IT TWICE! (WATCHING IT TWICE!) CHICKEN AND RICE, CHICKEN AND RICE! (CHICKEN AND RICE!) THE ONLY EMPLOYMENT YOU GETTING IS A SLICE! (GETTING A SLICE!) CHICKEN AND RICE, CHICKEN AND RICE! (CHICKEN AND RICE!) BARÇA'S UNPAID EMPLOYEE, YEAH, YOU PAYING THE PRICE! Let's talk about the height, let's talk about the grind, You 5'4 but your Barça opinions 6'8 in your mind! You looking up at everyone but looking down on Madrid, Defending a team that treats you like a little kid! Your career mode got more employment than you've ever seen, Your actual résumé is sitting on the bench, keep it clean! You a full-time professional at sitting on your couch, An unpaid intern with a permanent Barça slouch. You defending that badge like it's your only saving grace, But the club don't even know you or your 5'4 face! Yeah, you're Barça's most dedicated unpaid employee, Living in a fantasy that nobody else can see! “BREAKING NEWS. This just in. Scientists have conducted a thorough investigation, and it is now officially confirmed... Lamine Yamal still does not know who this man is. I repeat: absolute zero awareness of his existence. Back to you in the studio.” CHICKEN AND RICE, CHICKEN AND RICE! (CHICKEN AND RICE!) BARÇA ON THE SCREEN, YEAH, YOU WATCHING IT TWICE! (WATCHING IT TWICE!) 5'4 and jobless, but you feelin' so nice! (FEELIN' SO NICE!) Yeah, the running joke's alive and you paying the price! Barcelona on top but you at the bottom, my guy! Unpaid employee with his head in the sky! [PIERCING REFEREE WHISTLE SOUND] “FULL TIME: Chicken & Rice FC—utterly defeated. Hand the man his coat.”