Barça's Unpaid Chicken Rice

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(Sports crowd cheering faintly) Welcome back to Chicken & Rice FC... The only club with a zero-pound transfer budget and a hundred percent delusion! And today, we're introducing their star player—Barcelona's most dedicated unpaid employee! He's clocking a seventy-hour work week, defending a team that doesn't even know his name! Let's get it! Yo, he's at it again, eyes glued to the screen Defending Yamal like he's on the team You defending Barça harder than Koundé and Araujo combined But your contract with reality has been declined! Acting like Lamine Yamal personally knows your name Boy, you're a fan in the crowd, not a part of the game! Walkin' 'round the house with imaginary Barça credentials on your neck You're a volunteer at best, never gettin' a check! Barça's unpaid employee, on a full-time grind Leaving all your real responsibilities way behind. Chicken and rice, chicken and rice! (Chicken and rice!) Barça on the screen, yeah, you watching it twice! (Watching it twice!) Chicken and rice, that's your meal of the day (Meal of the day!) Just like your job, it's just fading away! Chicken and rice, chicken and rice! (Chicken and rice!) Living in a dream, paying zero the price! Standing at five-foot-four but your Barça opinions sixty-eight inches tall Tryna argue with the giants, boy, you about to fall! Your career mode got more employment than you do in real life Living in a simulation where you're free from any struggle and strife! Your résumé sitting on the bench like a washed-up sub While you're clocking in overtime for a legendary club! Barça's unpaid employee, working hard for the badge But your bank account looking like a whole lot of nada! You're a visionary, bro, in a world of your own making But let's be real for a second, it's just pure heart-breaking. (Music drops low, ticking hi-hats continue) BREAKING NEWS: We have just received confirmation from Catalonia... Lamine Yamal still does not know who this man is! I repeat, zero knowledge! The employee of the month award goes to... absolutely nobody! Let's bring it home one last time! Chicken and rice, chicken and rice! (Chicken and rice!) Barcelona + Yamal + no job and you're five-foot-four, paying the price! Barça's unpaid employee, clocking out of the dream! The most dedicated fan that this world has ever seen! (Chicken and rice!) Yeah, you watching it twice... Now get up and get a job, bro! Chicken and Rice FC is officially done! (Sound of a referee whistle blowing sharply) FULL TIME: Chicken & Rice FC—utterly defeated. Goodnight, everyone.